Tuesday, November 08, 2005

La Verne Goes To Sturgis

My mother turned 80 this year and decided to cash in a CD, buy a big scooter and tour the country. She stopped by my place this summer en route to Sturgis for a brief visit. Moms was pretty excited, downing 3 Colt 45 forties didn't even slow her down. She was up all night in some biker chat room and didn't sleep a wink, chain smokin' doobies and generally whooping it up with her online compadres. By daybreak I had had enough of her and asked her to settle down or hit the road. To my utter surprise she flashed her breasts at me and tore out of here on her motorcycle. No one has heard from her since. I guess we need to make other plans for Christmas this year.

1 comment:

kate.innuendo said...

That's totally BITCHIN'! Sweet ride!