So I'm putting some shit in the shed and I come across the severed head of a cardinal on the lawn. It appears to have all the tell tale signs of an Islamic fascist group's handiwork. I mean the head was cleanly cut and placed in full view for everyone to see. I'm trying to get Fox News to send a crew so the nation can be alerted to the first terrorist attack on U.S. soil since 7-11. As Block Captain I have decided not to inform the neighbors in order to avoid widespread panic. Rest assured I am on heightened alert, fully armed and will treat the entire lawn as a crime scene. I will file a complete report to Homeland Security when time permits. God Bless America!
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Islamic Terrorists Decapitate Cardinal
So I'm putting some shit in the shed and I come across the severed head of a cardinal on the lawn. It appears to have all the tell tale signs of an Islamic fascist group's handiwork. I mean the head was cleanly cut and placed in full view for everyone to see. I'm trying to get Fox News to send a crew so the nation can be alerted to the first terrorist attack on U.S. soil since 7-11. As Block Captain I have decided not to inform the neighbors in order to avoid widespread panic. Rest assured I am on heightened alert, fully armed and will treat the entire lawn as a crime scene. I will file a complete report to Homeland Security when time permits. God Bless America!
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This is the beak we have been waiting for!!!!
Whatever, dad. I know you're just trying to develop new artwork for Nine Inch Nails. Pretty good, a la:
http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/6438/052qf.jpg
and
http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/747/0301ninlogo5gx.jpg
Maybe you'll make the cut for the coffeetable book. ;)
Those pics give me some ideas. I think I'll fire up Photoshop and see what I can do with the color. It's uncanny that NIN and I are on the same artistic wavelength.
This is not the sign of islamic anything, it is the sign of witchcraft.
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