Because of the increasing crime rates and exploding black bear population I decided to take some action and purchased my first real gun. Sure, the generalized paranoia and fear common among geezers suffering from declining testosterone levels may have played a part in the decision to get a "piece" but so what. I'm now fully immersed in the shady underworld that is the U.S. of A. gun culture. Now let's get those mopes in Springfield off their collective fat asses and pass a Conceal and Carry law.
Saturday, August 04, 2007
Say 'ello To My L'l Fren!
Because of the increasing crime rates and exploding black bear population I decided to take some action and purchased my first real gun. Sure, the generalized paranoia and fear common among geezers suffering from declining testosterone levels may have played a part in the decision to get a "piece" but so what. I'm now fully immersed in the shady underworld that is the U.S. of A. gun culture. Now let's get those mopes in Springfield off their collective fat asses and pass a Conceal and Carry law.
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Amen daddy
The best protection against black bear: dont go where they live.
That would preclude visiting my favorite haunts. What if bears moved into Branson, would you cease your 2-3 trips every year?
Come out of the closet you anonymous fear monger!!
my comment was amen daddy not the next one whom I have no idea as to the author ya hamhock.
I am standing beside myself with egg all over my face. When you assume you make an Ass out of U and Me. Please accept my most sincere apologies fred for all my past and future transgressions in disparaging your character and hairline. ;)
Being the "son-in-law", I certainly take notice of your piece. Or is it "peace"?
The years have taken its toll on the warped sense of humor! I have fond memories of moons coming out under heavy cloud cover one night with a raging paranoid freak of a mother ranting and raving about what kind of example you have made on some youthful, impressionalble minds. HMMMMM, All of which are college graduates now!!! Keep up the good work!!! Warped mind at warped speed even to this day, love it!!!!
Yours truly,
T
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